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Grave Apparel Home of the helmet hairdo and congressional comb-over, Washington, D.C., is a hotbed of fashion faux pas. If anyone should know, it’s “Crimes of Fashion” columnist Lacey Smithsonian. She dishes out advice to the scandal- scorched and clothing-clueless, doing her part to change this town—one fashion victim at a time.... Sweater-Gate Eye Street Observer's resident sourpuss, Cassandra Wentworth, made enemies with her editorial skewering of tacky holiday sweaters. She herself wouldn't be caught dead in a red and green cardigan, yet Lacey finds the woman bleeding and unconscious wearing an acrylic number that practically sings “Deck the Halls.” A homeless child who witnessed the assault mysteriously disappears—and could be the attacker’s next victim. When suspicion falls on the Observer’s food editor, Lacey is torn between two co- workers. Or is someone trying to pull the wool over her eyes? It’s a case that only the ever-fashionable Lacey can unravel… Lacey’s Fashion Tip of the Day Tweed on the Beach, Flip-flops in the Snow? It can only mean one thing: You’re a victim of Seasonal Apparel Disorder. Consult your mirror. Call your stylist. Get help now.
(A Crime of Fashion Mystery #5) |
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